Mostly what I want to know is why John looks down. Is he so used to being deduced that he thinks maybe Wiggins is right about the chafing? Is he thinking, I’m chafing? Really? Looking down at his jeans isn’t going to answer the question, but it’s like he thinks it might. And he needs Sherlock to tell him that Wiggins is wrong. About his own thighs.
And then John realizes he’s looking at his crotch. And so is everyone else.
And then everyone in the room realizes that John is massively well-endowed. Here we are, all of us together, examining John’s crotch, and noting that, oh yes, that’s why he walks like that.
John’s crotch of majesty befuddles even the most observant of men.
#Sherlock#John Watson’s crotch of majesty#Sherlock looks confused about it#perhaps it didn’t occur to him until just now#now he’s got to be curious#strip down John#Sherlock must have the evidence in hand
John Watson’s Crotch of Majesty. This is my new tag for errything.
He considered himself to be a Spiritualist, and believed in the supernatural.
On his gravestone, it is written that he was a, “man of letters”.
Supernatural fans, I think we all know what this means.
That was a very dramatic first live blog. I won’t do it again as it’s now 3am here and I have exams for a full month.
DON’T KILL JODY!!!!
NO NO NO. FUCK YOU. GABE!!!!!